March 29th, 2015-- What's with all those chickens?

M here.

So I thought that for my very first post, I could hit something easily made fun of-- the hipster capital of the world- sorry, Portland. More specifically, their pink chicken problem. Yes, Pink chicken problem.

So, basically, here's what went down:

- One dumb shit in Portland decides he's going to take all of his neighbors chickens and do something crazy.

- He takes these chickens, and covers them in fucking Kool-Aid and beet juice and turns them pink. Yes. Pink.

- Animal Services billed Whitman about $16 per bird for their time in custody, and cautioned him about the risks of releasing birds in public places. He says he probably won't do it again — but he and the birds have now been invited to a couple of parades.

They.
Invited.
Him.
To.
A.
Goddamn.
Parade.

Ah, Portland. The only city in the U.S.A. (sorry, New Jersey and Detroit,) where you get invited to parades after vandalizing your neighbor's property.

There, I'm done. For now.

Read the story here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/28/pink-chickens-oregon_n_6960760.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

M out.