Conservative Logic

M here.

I thought I'd do a quick post on Republican and conservative logic. Seeing as this is the next logical stepping stone in my quest to piss off everyone, one person at a time (don't worry, I'm not gonna go after the Westboro Baptist Church yet.) So, on to the funny content.

Let's be honest, if Jesus had been born in this century, Fox News would probably label him a dangerous ISIS member who wants to impose socialism on the planet.

And some people would believe them.

(Also, who do you think you're kidding with those "Stop-Public-TV-From-Banning-Us" commercials, Fox News? Public TV is watched by vastly by children and socioeconomically disadvantaged people. Which you and all your conservative homies hate. So shut the fuck up.)

Also, the logic behind the money. All it is is basically:

So... giving money to the rich didn't work too well, so...
we have to give more money to the rich.

The last thing I'd like to point out is this: the conservatives were pretty fucking hacked when they found out about the whole drone thing.

but...

you want every man to have "the right to bear arms." So what you're telling me is this:
"We're not safe when every man has the right to play judge, jury and executioner with a drone, but it's perfectly safe with a gun!"

Allow me to point you to a shocking statistic.

Drone Kills of U.S. citizens per year: >1
Gun Kills of U.S. citizens per year: 67% of all homicides per year.

M out.