Students in New Mexico and My Rage

M here.

As I write this, I am sitting next to quite possibly the only two intelligent people in this class.

For me, education is not an option. So when I see people on their phones or talking in any class, I become royally pissed off. So I decided to begin to actively list the dumbest things that they've said. As the year draws to a close, I believe it is time to rip them.

Why don't we start with a boy named Julian. BUT NO- YOU HAVE TO PRONOUNCE HIS NAME HOO-LEE-ON, BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC!

Most recently, he couldn't name the main cause of the Civil War. We had been talking about slavery for the past two weeks. He also can't:

-Support his logic with anything other than "because."
-Call the teacher anything except "mister." You know who's a mister? Your mother.

There's another kid in our class named Memo. His real name is actually nice, but no, he has to be called by the name of a retarded office document. His hair makes him look like a cabbage patch kid.

There are the girls in our class who just sit around here, almost 50 pounds overweight, and stupid as fuck. They use words like "crusty" to describe cool things. Erm...

On a completely unrelated topic, 46% of New Mexican adults read at a 6th grade level.

M out.