So in my quest to piss off "everyone in the known universe" (quote from one of my friends) I'm gonna do Alternate Universe day once a week. We will explore what would have happened if something had been changed in our history.
TODAY'S AU: SARAH PALIN AS PRESIDENT
The year is 2015. Most of the southwest has been turned into an enormous nuke factory on the assumption that the only thing that stops Russia with a nuke is the U.S. with a nuke. Poverty has been completely abolished because it is now illegal to be poor. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin sits on a throne of human skulls inside of a Pottery Barn, laughing over her kingdom. Children are taught that Palin created the universe in 7 days, that she has eradicated communism with her mighty sword. They are taught that the democrats want to overthrow the New World Order and that Sarah Palin is gloriously fighting them. Fox News owns 45% of the planet. All states of the union have been renamed "New Texas." All libraries have been renamed the Fossil Fuels are Great International Library.
Oh god, I scare myself sometimes.
Either way, I happen to have found that writing AU's is fun. So I think I'll write some more.
M out.
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